Finally, The Rules

About a decade ago I started a webpage dedicated to publishing a series of rules that I had devised to settle some key issues in modern civilization. Initially it was posted via Prodigy (yes prodigy), then on GeoCities, and finally Angelfire. I completely lost interest in the project as I hit the prrime years of High School. I have decided to revisit the idea, and post some of these rules, newly revised, in a serial format her at "Tales of Box." Some rules are longer than others, and since I have already written quite a bit to introduce you to the idea, I will keep this installment brief.

RULE #1 If your girlfriend/wife becomes pregnant, you are obligated to abide her decision and do anything you can to help. Unless she chooses to have the child, in which case a swift kick in the cunt should take care of everything.

Another thing that I have to point out is that there is finally a ray of hope concerning the ill-fated Team Fortress 2. After about 5 years of waiting, and forgotton release dates, Valve has released a teaser trailer. See it below