Comedy

I went and saw the Opie and Anthony traveling virus tour this past weekend; fuck me I haven't laughed that hard since my prostate pushed it's way out of my sphincter. That's one show down for the summer, several to go. My mother offered to get me free tickets to a Doobie Brothers/Lenyrd Skynard show this coming weekend, but I don't smoke pot so it would be kind of a waste.

My girlfriend and I are in the process of finding a new apartment since our current one has grown too small, and the landlady is a petty piece of cunt runoff. We have all but put a lock on an apartment, so I may be moving in the near future. Which means longer delays between posts.

In other news; I finally got my hands on a Wii and it is fucking amazing; but you all know that already. My new boss still sucks. I still like porn. I am planning a trip to Austria. I need a bigger TV. I need cable. My feet hurt.

Breaking news; I hate Howard Stern, and dumb strippers.

More eventually, stay tuned.

"I sold out long before you'd ever even heard my name"

Pics

Tattoo

Ok, so I have finally manned-up and decided to get my tattoo. My appointment is for this afternoon, so I may be able to post pictures of my red and bloodied arm by tonight. (any one who comes here at all knows that the chances of me posting twice in one day are slim and none). It isn't anything too fantastic, just a band around my right forearm of a design of my own (again, those who know me should have a good idea of what that is, and no, it has noting to do with TOOL). Hopefully I wont tear up like a bitch while it's being done.

In other news:
My summer is looking quite fantastic. I have aquired tickets to the Opie & Anthony travelling virus show at Jones Beach. It will feature comedians such as; Jim Norton, Otto & George, Patrice O'Neill, Stephen Lynch, and many others. Next up is TOOL (of course) in July at PNC Bank Arts Center in Jersey. I am always psyched for those. This time DECA is going to join the motley crew, it will be his first TOOL show. Ten days later it is off to the sold out Rock the Bells show at Randall's Island featuring; Public Enemy, Wu Tang Clan, Mos Def, Pharaoh Monch, EPMD, Sage Francis, many other assorted hip hop acts, and most importantly Rage Against the Machine in one of their 4 reunion shows. Fuck me I'm excited about that one. Maybe another must see event will come along and I assure you I will be there.

Anyway, it's time for me to check out.

Staring down the hole again,
Hands are on my back again,
Survival is my only friend,
Terrified of what may come.