Halle-fucking-luja

Sorry to keep inundating you with TOOL material, but I have to write about it since I am excited as hell about their new album and forthcoming tour.
Initially it was thought that they would tour Europe this summer followed by a US tour. This may still be the case, but they have decided to satisfy fanatics like myself by announcing several US dates during may, prior to the European leg of the tour. Only about 8 dates have been announced for the US, most notably headlining the Coachella festival outside of Los Angeles. What has given me an erection, however, are the shows announced for Philadelphia and Boston. Since I despise Massachusettes drivers I will be at the Philly show on May 17th, however the Boston show works better for my schedule (fucking christ). Tickets for most of these US dates go on sale this saturday, April 22nd. Get them while they last. If I fail to acquire tickets you will be entertained by what will likely be a long and furious post about how much Ticketmaster blows; i.e. good for you, fucking tragic for me... so don't fucking laugh.